This article has been translated from English to Gen Z Slang.

Yo fam, Monday came in hot like 🔥! Gold's out here flexing with record highs, and U.S. stocks got a serious glow-up, hitting peak levels. 🌟

Some good vibes on the U.S.-China trade sitch, plus the Fed's hinting at a rate chop this week, got investors super hype for some risk. 😎

If you missed anything, you gotta peep the latest trading sessions for the deets!

News Feed:

  • New Zealand Services NZ PSI for August 2025: 47.5 (49.5 expected; 48.9 last) 😬
  • Trump’s ready to DM Russia with some sanctions, and he’s telling Europe to slide in too 🌍✊
  • China House Price Index for August 2025: -2.5% y/y (-2.6% guess; -2.8% last) 🤷‍♂️
  • China Retail Sales for August 2025: 3.4% y/y (5.0% y/y guess; 3.7% last) 📉
  • China Industrial Production for August 2025: 5.2% y/y (5.1% y/y guess; 5.7% last) 📈
  • China Fixed Asset Investment (YTD) for August 2025: 0.5% y/y (1.4% y/y guess; 1.6% last)
  • China Unemployment Rate for August 2025: 5.3% (5.2% guess; 5.2% last) 🙅‍♀️
  • Germany Wholesale Prices for August 2025: 0.7% y/y (0.9% guess; 0.5% last); -0.6% m/m (-0.4% guess; -0.1% last)
  • Swiss Producer & Import Prices for August 2025: -1.8% y/y (-1.2% guess; -0.9% last); -0.6% m/m (-0.1% guess; -0.2% last)
  • Euro area Trade Balance for July 2025: 12.4B (11.5B guess; 7.0B last) 🤑
  • ECB Exec Isabel Schnabel was like, “Monetary vibes gotta stay chill,” letting a bit of inflation slide ✌️
  • Trump was all over Truth Social saying the U.S.-China meet was fire 🔥
  • Canada Wholesale Sales for July 2025: 1.2% m/m (1.3% guess; 0.7% last)
  • Canada New Motor Vehicle Sales for July 2025: 179.8k (160.0k guess; 177.3k last) 🚗
  • Canada Manufacturing Sales for July 2025: 2.5% m/m (1.8% guess; 0.3% last)
  • U.S. NY Empire State Manufacturing Index for September 2025: -8.7 (10.0 guess; 11.9 last)
  • U.S. Treasury Secretary Bessent said the U.S. and China are on the same page for a trade deal 🤝

Big Moves Alert:

Dollar Index, Gold, S&P 500, Oil, U.S. 10-yr Yield, Bitcoin Overlay Chart by TradingView

Dollar Index, Gold, S&P 500, Oil, U.S. 10-yr Yield, Bitcoin Overlay Chart by TradingView

Market crowds vibed with risk all day, 'cause some meh China data made folks think more stimulus might be coming. 🌟

WTI crude oil went nuts 🌪️ early on, getting hyped up by Trump's shade on Russia and his nudge to Europe to get in on action too—keeping those oil peeps anxious about supplies.

Gold was kinda meh in Asia and London 😴, but found its groove during the U.S. kick-off when Trump was like “U.S.-China chat is lit.” 🎉

Then, boom, Treasury’s Bessent confirmed some U.S.-China trade deal vibes, and U.S. stocks zoomed upwards 🚀. Tesla and Alphabet were living their best lives, closing 3.62% and 4.53% up. 📈

Treasury yields? 🐢 Staying low, folks prepping for that Fed rate cut and news that Fed peep Cook will be in the FOMC meeting kept easing hopes alive. 🤔

Currency Wars: Dollar On The Slide:

Overlay of USD vs. Majors Chart by TradingView

Overlay of USD vs. Majors Chart by TradingView

The dollar dipped like 🎶, mostly 'cause everyone was jonesing ahead of the Fed’s meet, and risk-on moves made this safe-haven thing not the tea. 🙅‍♂️

China’s retail, production, and investments reports dropped during the Asia squad’s shift, sounding the "mo' growth measures lol pls" horn 📢, giving AUD and NZD a boost, déjà vu from last week’s CPI vibes in China. 💡

The dollar had a cutie lil rebound before London snatched it back down, especially against GBP 'cause they’re banking on some spicy BOE decisions. 🤞

Trump’s “U.S.-China had a good chat” post and Bessent’s scoop on a trade deal gave USD a moment, but it couldn’t hold the line as stocks stayed poppin’. 🥳📉

Upcoming Lit Events on the Eco Calendar:

  • Japan Tertiary Industry Activity Index for July 2025 at 4:30 am GMT 🎰
  • Australia RBA Hauser Speech at 5:45 am GMT 🎤
  • U.K. Employment Change for July 2025 at 6:00 am GMT
    • U.K. Average Earnings at 6:00 am GMT 💸
    • U.K. Unemployment Rate at 6:00 am GMT 🙌
    • U.K. Claimant Sneak Peak at 6:00 am GMT 📊
  • Germany ZEW Vibe Check for September 2025 at 9:00 am GMT 🇩🇪
  • Euro area Industrial Production for July 2025 at 9:00 am GMT 🏭
  • Euro area Labor Money Stats for June 2025 at 9:00 am GMT 💵
    • Eurozone Wage Gains at 9:00 am GMT 💹
  • Euro ZEW Vibe Check for September 2025 at 9:00 am GMT
  • NZ's Global Dairy Price Report for Sep 16, 2025 🐄
  • Canada’s Home Launches for August 2025 at 12:15 pm GMT 🏠
  • Canada CPI Glow Up for August 2025 at 12:30 pm GMT
  • U.S. Retail Feels for August 2025 at 12:30 pm GMT 🛍️
  • Imports & Exports Feels for August 2025 at 12:30 pm GMT 📦
  • U.S. Factory Party for August 2025 at 1:15 pm GMT 🚀
  • U.S. Home Vibes Index for September 2025 at 2:00 pm GMT 🏡
  • U.S. API Crude Surprise for September 12, 2025 at 8:30 pm GMT ⛽
  • NZ Westpac Mood Check for September 30, 2025 🥝
  • NZ Account Rundown for June, 30 2025 at 10:45 pm GMT 💬
  • Japan Trade Balancer for August 2025 at 11:50 pm GMT

Yo fam, it's gonna be wild out here today with a bunch of top-tier drops threatening to make some waves. 🌊

First up, it's the U.K. jobs scene that might underscore the BOE vibes. Then, Germany spills the tea with its ZEW index, giving a nod to the ECB's soft-but-not-too-soft edge. Wrapping it up, Canada’s CPI might mess with some expectations before the BOC’s call. 🎧

As usual, keep it on lock for any global trade surprises and political beef that might shift the mood. Stay flexible fam, and don’t sleep on our Forex Correlation Calculator before you make moves! 📈