helps individual traders learn how to trade the forex market. Global Currencies

We introduce people to the world of currency trading, and provide educational content to help them learn how to become profitable traders. We’re also a community of traders that support each other on our daily trading journey.

Back in the day, before iPhones existed and when internet trolls were still cute baby goblins, we started trading currencies. We realized how it was extremely hard to find information online for beginner traders in general, but even harder to find anything educational that could be applied to our own trading.

If we did find something interesting, the content only covered a handful of forex-related topics and few sources specialized in forex – everything was scattered. We were left to learn about topics such as support and resistance on one website, about MACD on a second website, trading psychology on yet another website, risk management on a 10th website…you get the idea. #GooglingProblems

We knew there had to be a better way.

So we built it.

For more than a decade, has been one of the least crappiest websites for learning how to trade the forex market. In 2005, before the Justin Bieber era, started with a bunch of educational articles filled with corny jokes written by the FX-Men.

Now we have the School of Pipsology, our free online course, as well as articles on forex news, trading strategies, market analysis, and love triangle gossip between central bankers. Everything you need to get started in trading currencies is right here.

We created to be a trustworthy resource for forex traders with a simple mission to help you:

Make Pips. Keep Pips.  Repeat.

The FX-Men Origin Story


Born with no super powers (except for supreme Tetris skills and killer crossover dribbles), after being exposed to a strange market called the Foreign Exchange, we mutated from super hunky underwear models into studmuffin currency traders, and the FX-Men was formed.

While we don’t claim to possess supertrader abilities (not yet anyway) or market wizardry, we have developed the ability to generate positive pips in the currency markets. And while we also lose pips in the market, we possess the incredible power of making more pips than we lose.

But we’re not here to project pocket hole-burning bolts of “hot tips” at oblivious victims. You’re not going to hear us make mythological claims of being able to make a quadrillion dollars a month so you can build your dream château on your own private little island that comes with its own active volcano and multiple lava infinity pools.

We, the FX-Men, are here to use our awesome abilities to protect newbie traders from losing all their money in the forex market either from their own poor trading decisions or from the Brotherhood of Evil Marketing Wizards, the Forex’s equivalent of snake oil salesmen who lure the innocent with foolish claims of easy money and holy grails.

You’re probably wondering to yourself…”Just how are they going to be able to offer such protection without superhuman abilities?”

Since we can’t fly house to house and trade with you individually, or have freakish strength to keep them evil marketing wizards away from you, or transfer our thoughts to you using strictly our minds, we will use something more powerful…education. We’re gonna educate you through

The Legendary Tales Of The Original FX-Men

Dr. Pipslow

Dr. PipslowDr. Pipslow is an ancient and revered trader of currencies. He doesn’t look like it but he’s actually 600 years old. Dr. Pipslow traded pounds when it actually weighed pounds.

He is the wisest and most powerful member on and has trained or partially trained every member. He achieved the status of Forex Trader at age 50 and the rank of Forex Master at 100.

Following his training, Dr. Pipslow is said to have spent 100 years in self-imposed solitude, attempting to attain a higher level of understanding how to use the Forex.

As a contributor, Dr. Pipslow draws on his own experience of costly mistakes as well as the observation of others to identify and develop methods for conquering self-defeating trading behaviors, what he calls your “dark side.”

He believes the most significant action that you can do to improve trading profits is to work on yourself. Really understanding yourself and how you think can give you an edge that others in the market don’t have. And he wants to help you get that edge.

Big Pippin

Big PippinBig Pippin was born to parents whom we can only assume were the coolest cats on their block back in the day.

This smooth talking, overconfident kid was someone who knew that in order to get the bling bling he always wanted, he would have to go beyond working the typical 9-5.

On one magical day, he came across an advertisement regarding “trading the the Forex” and instantly he knew that this was his way to getting all the Ice he ever dreamed of. However, it wasn’t instant success fo’ Big Pippin.

Seeing how he was overconfident, he began trading like a maniac and he soon realized that he was actually gambling with his money. If there’s one thing Big Pippin doesn’t do, that’s gamble with his money.

He started to read and learn everything about the trade and discovered Dr. Pipslow. Under the tutelage of Dr. Pipslow, along with knowledge he amassed himself, he has evolved into the true Big Pippin of the Forex.


PipcrawlerPipcrawler was born in Pipbuktu. He lived as an orphan, losing his parents in an oil market crash. He was taken in by a wealthy man, a secret central bank robber, Mr. George Pipros, who raised him as a currency trader.

Pipcrawler eventually found out his foster parent’s deep and dark secret and decided he also wanted to become a notorious central bank robber.

Unfortunately, Mr. Pipros wouldn’t share his secrets, Pipcrawler set out on his own.

After traveling vast lands in search of another central bank robber to learn from, he ran into a monk named Pipdhi. The monk convinced him to give up his aspirations to rob central banks and to return to trading currencies. He introduced Pipcrawler to his longtime friend, Dr. Pipslow ,who performed his voodoo mental magic on Pipcrawler.

Through this process, Pipcrawler became one weird forex trading freak. With his tremendous natural agility, Pipcrawler is able to quickly trade back and forth between currency pairs pulling positive pips at a high percentage.

Pip Diddy

Pip DiddyPip Diddy was originally a famous folk song rapper, super underwear and sock model. He changed his name to avoid the pestering paparazzi but his real name is synonymous with “whitey tighties”.

He grew tired of partying with gorgeous models, driving fast cars with spinning rims, and wearing large diamond chains. He wanted to start a new life (while keeping the ice). One night at a popular disco club, he met Big Pippin. BP was kickin’ it in the VIP lounge when he saw PD from afar and wanted to introduce himself to see if he could hustle some free socks.

After a few minutes of conversation, Pip Diddy told Big Pippin, “I like yo style. How do you make yo paper?” And that’s how the school began. One of the first students of the School of Pipsology, Pip Diddy was a natural forex trader and after a year of intense effort, he began to bag positive pips left and right.

Don’t be fooled by his good looks. There is a brain behind that beauty.

If the foreign exchange had the equivalent of a ladies’ man, he would be it. Everywhere he goes, he gets mobbed by pips. He’s like a super pip magnet.

Forex Gump

fx-men-forex-gumpForex Gump is his incognito name. When he was a kid, his parents would make him hunt and gather food. So every day, he would go fish at a nearby lake and gather corn from the fields.

This process took him all day and left no time for him to play. Play time actually didn’t matter because he had no friends to play with anyway because they were all too busy hunting and gathering food as well.

One day, while resting under an apple tree, an apple fell and hit him on the head. He came up with an idea where if he focused on just fishing and he could find somebody to focus on just gathering corn, maybe they could finish working faster and have enough time left to play.

So he tried it and it worked.

He wanted to fully understand why this worked and that’s where he discovered his love for economics.

He later became a senior macroeconomics professor at Pipvard University in Pipston, Pipsachusetts. After several decades there, one day he decided to stop teaching. Leaving campus that afternoon, as he reversed out of the parking lot, he reversed into a pristine Bentley. It was Dr. Pipslow’s car.

He had been invited by the school to demonstrate his ability to float currencies. When they met each other, Dr. Pipslow already knew who Forex Gump was. He told Forex Gump not to worry about his whip and explained to him that needed a global macroeconomics dude and wondered if he was interested. The rest is’s history.