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Yoo fam, the market just had to deal with the wild vibes from the US-Israeli clapping back at Iran over the weekend. 🌍 Oil was zooming up like a meme stock, and everyone was on edge about inflation, thinking about how energy drama might mix up with those manufacturing stats which were looking kinda spicy. 🛢️📈
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Forex News Headlines & Data:
- It got cray in the Middle East this weekend with the US and Israel blasting Iran, then Iran clapping back at US bases and allies.
- Australia S&P Global Manufacturing PMI Final for February 2026: 51.0 (51.5 forecast; 52.3 previous)
- Australia TD-MI Inflation Gauge for February 2026: -0.2% m/m (0.2% m/m forecast; 0.2% m/m previous)
- Japan S&P Global Manufacturing PMI Final for February 2026: 53.0 (52.8 forecast; 51.5 previous)
- Germany Retail Sales for January 2026: -0.9% m/m (0.5% m/m forecast; 0.1% m/m previous); 1.2% y/y (1.9% y/y forecast; 1.5% y/y previous)
- U.K. Nationwide Housing Prices for February 2026: 1.0% y/y (1.1% y/y forecast; 1.0% y/y previous); 0.3% m/m (0.3% m/m forecast; 0.3% m/m previous)
- Swiss Retail Sales for January 2026: 1.1% m/m (-0.2% m/m forecast; 1.0% m/m previous); -1.1% y/y (1.8% y/y forecast; 2.9% y/y previous)
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European Final PMI updates:
- Swiss procure.ch Manufacturing PMI for February 2026: 47.4 (46.5 forecast; 48.8 previous)
- Germany HCOB Manufacturing PMI Final for February 2026: 50.9 (50.7 forecast; 49.1 previous)
- Euro area HCOB Manufacturing PMI Final for February 2026: 50.8 (50.8 forecast; 49.5 previous)
- U.K. S&P Global Manufacturing PMI Final for February 2026: 51.7 (52.0 forecast; 51.8 previous)
- BoE Consumer Credit for January 2026: 1.81B (1.2B forecast; 1.52B previous
- U.K. Mortgage Approvals for January 2026: 60.0k (62.5k forecast; 61.01k previous)
- Canada S&P Global Manufacturing PMI for February 2026: 51.0 (50.7 forecast; 50.4 previous)
- U.S. S&P Global Manufacturing PMI Final for February 2026: 51.6 (51.2 forecast; 52.4 previous)
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ISM U.S. Manufacturing PMI for February 2026: 52.4 (51.3 forecast; 52.6 previous)
- ISM Manufacturing Employment for February 2026: 48.8 (48.0 forecast; 48.1 previous)
- ISM Manufacturing Prices for February 2026: 70.5 (58.2 forecast; 59.0 previous)
- MPC dude Alan Taylor threw a Monday heads-up, saying the UK economy might low-key slide into “deficient demand,” hinting that soon BoE ain't gonna be caught between fighting inflation and aiding a sleepy economy
- The Swiss National Bank is on standby to jump in if the currency vibes get shaky coz of the Iran drama.
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Broad Market Price Action:

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Monday had us juggling mad vibes across the asset board. Hold tight while the market freaked out on the Middle East chaos and surprise spicy US manufacturing spreads. Real talk, costs were fattening up. 💰
WTI crude oil was strutting like a queen bee, flexing a big 6.80% to land $71.60 per barrel. The oil dance started off wild on Sunday night, hittin' over $75 coz of the weekend's Middle East drama, before taking a lil' breather. 🔥🛢️ Then, it caught a breath upwards Monday as the news hit that Iran’s sending drones out like Amazon packages at energy big spots like Aramco's Ras Tanura and QT’s Ras Laffan. The oil train probably sped up because everyone’s mad stressing about disruptions near the Strait of Hormuz and a whole breakdown at a big refinery in Saudi, makin' people sweat on oil supply. 🌊💣
Bitcoin doing bits, gave a massive 5.78% jump to flirt with $69,316, totally reigning the top dog among big assets. Seems like Bitcoin's flexing as a low-key safe haven when geopolitics goes haywire. 🚀 But tbh, it moved alongside both safe and risky vibes, indicating perhaps vibes all around rather than a straight-up market bet.
U.S. 10-year Treasury yields leveled up 2.61% settling around 4.05%, after initially getting dunked on by Asian session safe-haven love. Treasures took a hit with lit manufacturing stats, with input prices straight puffing up. Things spiced up post 10:00 AM ET as ISM Manufacturing data dropped, showing a mad surge in the Prices Paid index hitting 70.5 from 59.0, like, the hottest since June 2022. The yield trail probably shouted 'yo', with traders realizing oil pumped prices plus stable manufacturing pressure meant no quickie rate cuts for the Fed. Trader hypes were set square for a Fed rate cut by September, but the third trim in 2026 got ghosted.
Gold cashed in on the chaos, rising 1.15% to hover at $5,339 per ounce, on its climb to breaking records, with world issues driving demand. It peeked over $5,400 in the day before a lil’ chill, gold's dual role as the inflation shield and global chaos safety net had it strutting strong. 🎩✨
The S&P 500 game was a tight 0.30% to round off at 6,885, bouncing back after a mini-slump pushin' the ticker down OTW. Tech squads with cash were flexin’ some big sapphire rings✌️✈️. Airlines took a nosedive, energy and defense shares were the only thing saving it amid the chaos flair, with major index pickups from lows showing that while the drama in the Middle East was spicy, it’s staying in bounds rn.
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FX Market Behavior: U.S. Dollar vs. Majors

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The US dollar came out as Monday’s unstoppable currency in the game, scoring broad claps as geopolitics mixed in with sharp vibes on Fed expectations lit by the ISM Manufacturing insight bomb. 💣💵
During the Asian session, dollar came to play, gapping higher vs majors Sunday night as traders set up for any wild energy market ride out of the Iran scene. After peakin', dollar skated back mid-Asia morn once folks started chillin' and eyeing oil price ballet. The buck gained boost hittin' the London session, maybe linkin' tight with oil steadying at hyped levels post premier spike and chill. 🕺
The London session was a dollar swing dance, sneakin’ up before doing a pullback mid-morn. At around 6:00 AM ET, the dollar found a spot, slowly rising keeping eyes peeled for US trading. Swiss National Bank went unscheduled with one savage shocker, saying they’re real ready to jump into forex vibes . SNB said they'd cut if the Iran madness hit FX world hard, and real quick, the Swiss franc dipped to 0.7795 per dollar by as much as 1.3%, its saddest note in a month - Monday’s currency thriller. 💸😲
The U.S. session ramped up dollar hype and madness, with the greenback dropping a notch when US open rocked around 9:30 AM ET, before shooting up like champs into London’s curtain drop at 11:00 AM ET. The 10:00 AM ET ISM Manufacturing drop-in amped markets, with the Prices Paid bomb popping at 70.5 vs 58.2 hopes—11.5 points higher than January’s 59.0 goalpost and the four-one Oh from June 2022. This confirmed inflation pressures from tariffs and supply chain were boiling before oil’s geopolitical party started, likely setting fear alarms on inflation outlasting, holding the Federal reserve at bay longer.
After London wound down, dollar slipped bear-ward but kept rolling on stormy tails in afternoon fun. The evening dollar sag might’ve shown traders cashing out after morning blitz, though dollar hoarded most Monday’s gains till the closing gong. Complex hourly feedback may mirror tug-of-war: safe-vibe cravings and petro-dollars embracing dollar love against higher crush signals that might want fed tightening longer, dollar bright but economy meh.
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Upcoming Potential Catalysts on the Economic Calendar
- Australia RBA Bullock Speech at 9:10 pm GMT
- New Zealand Building Permits for January 2026 at 9:45 pm GMT
- Japan Unemployment Rate for January 2026 at 11:30 pm GMT
- U.K. BRC Shop Price Inflation for February 2026 at 12:01 am GMT
- Australia Building Permits Prel for January 2026 at 12:30 am GMT
- Australia Current Account for December 31, 2025 at 12:30 am GMT
- Bank of Japan Gov Ueda Speech at 4:00 am GMT
- Euro area CPI Growth Rate Flash for February 2026 at 10:00 am GMT
- U.K. Spring Economic Statement
- New Zealand Global Dairy Trade Price Index for March 3, 2026
- U.S. Fed Williams Speech at 2:55 pm GMT
- U.S. Fed Kashkari Speech at 4:55 pm GMT
Tuesday's plan is lit with Eurozone flash inflation insights at 10:00 am GMT to peep whether energy price plays are tickling consumer price tags amid geopolitical heat. $$$ This drop holds hype as traders vibe on if the ECB's shop's gotta tweak its careful note on further rate cuts with oil hype vibes surfacing. ⏰
Keep ears open for RBA Governor Bullock’s evening talk and BOJ Governor Ueda’s AM speech for any spice on inflation eyeing Middle East’s mood, thinking about Japan’s heavy oil lean and Aussie’s commodity big boss role.
Fed speakers Williams and Kashkari in US chill might lay out whether policy eyes geopolitics as just a flash or a firmer inflation bloomer threatening to postpone Fed’s chill mode easing plans.
The UK Spring Economic Statement could lay down fiscal maneuvers stirring GBP and gilts, especially after MPC’s Taylor’s Monday whistle on weak demand—potential split between fiscal and coin policy thoughts ahead. 🧐💡
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