This article has been translated from English to Gen Z Slang.

JOMO stands for “joy of missing out” - and yeah, it’s kind of like the cool cousin to FOMO, but way more chill. 😎

It's all about vibing while traders and investors dodge a bullet by NOT putting their cash into a crypto that tanked from its recent all-time highs. 📉🚫

You know, that moment when you’re like “Thank goodness I didn’t fall into another bag of useless sh*tcoins.” 😂

Picture this: some new meme coin, GermShep4Life Coin, hits the scene with the likes of Lassy and your boy Elon Musk hyping it up, dropping on Coinbase at $10 a pop. 🚀💸

Buuut you just blew your whole $1200 on some flashy Balmain UnicornNeoprene-leather Multicolor Sneakers, leaving your wallet on E. 😬👟

Coinbase kicks off, BAM!, GermShepCoin skyrockets to $25. You’re low-key crying because you missed the train, tearing up with a Kleenex in hand. Then bam! The price crashes down to $0.15, just minutes after hitting that $32 peak. A whale totally just yeeted. 🐋💥

Your JOMO right now? Absolutely through the roof! 🥳✨