This article has been translated from English to Gen Z Slang.
Peeps who called it (or YOLO-ed) on bitcoin's glow-up back when it was just a lil' coin. Their obsession love for this crypto is hella strong, and their whole bag is just bitcoins. Maxis are all in with bitcoin so hard, they can't even see its downsides, even when they're spelled out for 'em. 💪💰