What a week to be glued to the screens. U.S.-Iran strikes rolled into a fifth straight day, Trump floated (then shelved) a 20% fee on Strait of Hormuz shipping, U.S. inflation came in cool enough to reshuffle Fed hike bets, and a Chinese AI startup gave chip stocks their biggest scare since DeepSeek. Crude ran away with the winner's trophy, up double digits on supply-risk jitters, while equities limped home after an ugly Friday. Gold took some punches before rediscovering its haven mojo, bitcoin lapped the track only to finish where it started, and the dollar spent five days torn between safe-haven demand and fading hike odds. The majors mostly followed the greenback's lead, with a few notable exceptions worth your attention. Grab your beverage of choice and let's break down how each major asset navigated the chaos.