Today's Pick isn't a trade idea...it's a video! It is absolutely hilarious and shows what could potentially happen to you if a hot chick (or stud) finds out yo single self made it rich as a trader and instantly wants to marry you. Watch out fo' them pip diggers!

If you're looking for a non-alcoholic pick-me-up after suffering a losing trade, I highly recommend checking out HappySlip's other videos. Don't forget to subscribe to her YouTube channel if you like her stuff!

ShadowTrader, the poor victim in the video, does actually exist. He runs a live audio and visual broadcast, called ShadowTrader's Squawk Box, providing entertaining market commentary for active options traders. I'm a big fan and listen to him every day. If you're an options trader (like myself), you may want to take a look.