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School of Pipsology
Forex education is crucial for beginners.
We, the FX-Men, firmly believe this.
This is why we've come up with the New School of Pipsology. More lessons, more content, and more corny jokes to satisfy your hunger for forex education.
The New School of Pipsology is designed to help you acquire the skills, knowledge, and special abilities to become a successful trader in the foreign exchange market.
If you want to jump straight to the lessons, just click the button below. But if you'd like to know more about the School of Pipsology, continue reading on...
Our definition of a successful trader is having the ability to do three things:
- Make pips
- Keep pips
If you can repeatedly do these three things, then you're on your way to being a superstar forex trader! But we warn you, it's no cakewalk.
Remember when you were but a little teeny weeny bopper attending grade school?
Well, let us take you through the whole schooling jungle again, but we're doing it FX-Men style.
You'll start schooling by rolling into pre-school with your chocolate milk and snack pack. This is where you'll learn the basics of the forex industry.
Pip Diddy, a former super underwear and sock model and now a fundamental analysis specialist, will take you through Kindergarten where you'll learn the different types of analysis.
If you pass, you'll join the big boys and girls in elementary school where Big Pippin, the coolest cat in the forex block, will teach you all you need to know about technical analysis. But don't worry, we still have nap time in Grade 1. If you pass Grade 1, the next year you'll enter Grade 2, and so on, all the way to the end of the summer school.
Wait. What's that?
Yep. Summer school.
To make sure you are fully prepared for high school and the awkward challenges you will face, we've added summer school classes to at least help ease your academic transition.
As for trying to get a date for the prom, we can't help you there. Even Dr. Pipslow is still looking for one. And he's 600 years old. Too bad he's forgotten that his prom already happened 583 years ago but we feel bad breaking the news to him.
So....shhhhhhhh. It'll be our little secret.
Aside from dating drama, try not to get senioritis in Grade 12.
Because our high school goes up to Grade 14! That's how Forex Gump, a former senior macroeconomics professor at Pipvard University and now a blogger of all things related to economics, likes it.
If you've done well throughout grade school and high school, you get a full scholarship to our college! All expenses paid!
We won't even require you to fill out any applications or write essays. That's right....we like to hand out scholarships just as much as we like to hand out cute bunnies to Cyclopip for him to eat.
Our curriculum here at the New School of Pipsology will make a bold attempt to cover all aspects of forex trading.
You will learn how to identify trading opportunities, how to time the market (aka smart guessing), and when to take profits or close a trade.
But that's still not all folks. There's more! After Forex Gump explains the tricks of the trade, you'll head over to the Sophomore part of the school, where Dr. Pipslow, an ancient and revered trader of currencies, will share his nuggets on everything you need to know about the psychology of trading.
Once you finish all your courses and you already feel like you're the next forex trading superstar, Forex Ninja, our resident spy and one of the master traders, will keep you on your toes and remind you of the dangers of the forex jungle.
Forex trading isn't easy, but with a lot of studying and hard work, you can become a successful trader.